I went to the bar and ran into your friends They all pretended to care how I've been I have been fine Just for the record Or at least I have been making an effort And I had a problem But you had an attitude Nothing that I could say was good enough for you I had the good sense To hide in my car ‘Cause when you get angry You go for the jugular I could have stayed there All night I could have stayed there And love felt like nothing that I'd felt before Like I'd been let out, like I'd been run over And I was an animal I was a child And maybe I felt nothing But you sure felt dignified I could have stayed there All night I could have stayed there I kicked the habit And you kicked my a** Tough love ain't free But we sell it on tap It's a pretty good price But you'll hate what you're getting Still, who wants to spend every night just forgetting That I could have stayed there I could have stayed there And thank you for asking My jugular's fine But I hate your friends And they're not even mine And thanks for pretending To be so damn helpful but f** all you guys! You were always such a**holes to me! And I could have stayed there And I could have stayed there Alone I went to the bar and ran into your friends They all just pretended to care how I've been I don't really know where I was before then I don't really know who I was before then