Mal Blum - Crying at the Wawa lyrics

Okay I'm home It was an okay show None of my friends really wanted to go I went alone Didn't mind it, though You know me, I got an eye for those I go hard if I go at all I'm sad but it's not your fault It's just me, I got a tender heart I come together and I fall apart But hey, everybody's got something Everybody's got something Everybody's got something Everybody does Oh f**! I'm crying at the Wawa again What'd you expect? What do you want from me? I'm crying at the Wawa again What did you expect? What do you want? The cashier is staring at me I think that he wants me to leave I can't believe I'm doing this Right next to the milkshake machine You're buying milk, you're buying cheese There must be something wrong with me I make a mess, I make a scene But everybody, please believe I'm fine You wanna go? You know me, I don't mind it, no I sleep alone I don't miss you though Well, maybe in a different song It's all right, now that money's tight I can't talk, I've got a show tonight And hey, ain't that what I wrote it for? And surprise! What, now you wanna see me more? I guess everybody's got something Everybody's got something Everybody's got something Everybody does And mine is crying at the Wawa again What did you expect? What do you want from me? I'm crying at the Wawa again What did you expect? What do you want? The cashier is staring at me I think that he wants me to leave I can't believe I'm doing this Right next to the milkshake machine You're buying milk, you're buying cheese There must be something wrong with me I'll make a mess, I'll make a scene But everybody will believe I'm fine And everybody will believe I'm fine [Spoken words : Chris Gethard] Why would anyone believe that? You're not fine! If you were, you wouldn't be crying in line at the greater Philadelphia area's finest convenience store What are people supposed to think you're crying for? Best case scenario, people believe you're crying because the dispenser is out of pumpkin coffee I mean, think about that. That's the best case scenario, crying over coffee But there's some real sh** going on! And if the people in this Wawa knew how much strength it took for you to even get out of bed Let alone into a car Let alone make it here? They would applaud you for being The hero that you are You're feeling feelings, and that's real And maybe you're feeling judged by these soft-pretzel eaters But sometimes you gotta cry in public, even if it makes a bunch of people in a Wawa REALLY uncomfortable [Verse : Chris Gethard] So To all the girls and all the boys That feel like they're on the island of misfit toys Cry at home! Cry at school! Crying's not just okay, crying's cool! Life is hard Nobody knows me Go to the Wawa, cry into your hoagie! Cry into your slurpee or the Wawa equivalent Be happy, be sad, just don't be ambivalent! I don't know why I'm sad I don't know why I'm sad I don't know why I'm so sad Why I'm so sad Why I'm so sad I don't know why I'm sad I don't know why I'm sad I don't know why I'm so sad Why I'm so sad Why I'm so sad I don't know why I'm sad (I don't know why I'm so sad) I don't know why I'm sad (Don't ask me why I'm so sad) I don't know why I'm so sad (If I knew why I was sad) Why I'm so sad (Then I might not) Why I'm so sad (Be so sad) I'm crying at the Wawa again What did you expect? What do you want from me? I'm crying at the Wawa again What did you expect? What do you want? The cashier is staring at me I think that he wants me to leave I can't believe I'm doing this again The cashier is staring at me I think that he wants me to leave I can't believe I'm doing this again What do you want?