Kelly has the coolest hair Steve wears designer underwear Donna is on her daddy's show Valeria has a pig pug nose They're OK in a plastic way Being something that they're not They go to school and act so cool But I guess that's how it is on 90210 And they laugh at me And they think that they can see The way to get to cool But that's just fine with me David's life is all messed up Brandon wears so much make up Brenda's got to be ready at eight Because Dylan's going to take her on a date So many want to be what they think is non-conformity But if that's what they all are What makes it a brand new start?