We're going to need all the king's horses So go finalize your divorces All hands on deck when the crisis begins Last night we were dining on blueberry waffles But tonight it's exceedingly awful It's peas and porridge again I won't take this for a minute You won't take me for a fool What's this you just put on the table? It looks like it came from the stable God damn it, it's peas and porridge again I won't take this for a minute You won't take me for a fool If you knew what they put in it You'd never make me eat this gruel Last night we were dining on lamb shanks and lobster But tonight you treat me like a mobster Oh Jesus, it's peas and porridge again This might be our last supper This might be my last meal End it fast I don't want to suffer Numb my heart I don't want to feel Last night we were dining on sherry and gruyere Why is my life so unfair? It's peas and porridge again