Khakis, gloves and golf hat - T iron, lemonade and tea One sunny afternoon Mr. Palmer was golfing near Milwaukee Made a drink that filled a man with fury If Mr. Palmer only knew what was to happen the next morning Full speed ahead - Straight into the blender Where to put his head - Straight into the blender Now Mr. Palmer was just a tasty burger for Jefferey but during eating lunch He had nothing but to drink but then he remembered Mr. Palmer's canteen was in the sink He drank it up and after all enjoyed it going down