Maggie Estep - Hey Baby lyrics

So I'm walking down the street Minding my own business When this guy starts with me He's s**ing his lips goin: Hey, baby, hey, yo yo yo, baby baby baby And I get kinda tense and nervous But I keep walkin' But the guy's doggin' my every move: Hey, miss, he says, don't miss this, and he grabs his Crotch and sneers ear to ear So finally, I turn around: Hey, buddy, I say, i'm feeling pretty tense, buddy, i've got A f*ckin' song in my heart, so come on Let's go I've got a huge bucket of non dairy creamer and some time to k**, so let's do it We'll make some foul smelling artificial milk and drink gallons And gallons and gallons of it Get our bladders painfully full Then go sit on the toilet together and let the water run in the Shower and torture ourselves By not letting ourselves urinate As the water rushes loudly Into the bathtub Okay? We'll do it together Writhe in utter agony Just you and me And i'll even spring for some of that blue sh** for the toilet Bowl, alright? I mean that's my idea of a good time So how about it? You wanna? The guy backs up a bit Whatsa matta, baby, you got somethin' against men? he asks No, I say I don't have anything against men Just stupid men