Feel free, write your scathing indictment Pick us apart with your joke of a pen Pacified poet, standing alone you know it I hear you preaching: "Do it again - won't you please do it again?" Plenty of time - hear the hypocrites whine Pathetic business - Take it, test it, know it, burn it It's all a game you play so mealy mouthed At the trough we lay I hear you pleading: "Do it again - won't you please do it again?" Take it all upon you now Make you mark somehow And keep it going With illusions that you're real And phrases that you'll steall At your best you'll drag them down I've heard it all before It's all been said before Extending all an invitation - welcome to the Critic's Carnival - Where writers think they know more than you No, don't be a fool at Critic's Carnival A bully pulpit built to spin a phrase Will "pitch" a sermon for you If you've got the money to pay at the Critic's Carnival Buy fifty dollar words, try bull-sh** No, don't be deceived at Critic's Carnival... Invite us to your ivory tower Impress me with your Insightfull gift of genius Yes, you can dish it out A coward too much clout Hungry for power - Do it again - won't you please do it again? Monday morning's last draft quarterback Get it right get it wrong We've just dragged on too long It's all a game you play So mealy mouthed at the through we lay I know you hear me! Do it again won't you please do it again? Well?