Tendencies that bring us To our knees See, there's no unity Just a thousand different ways Time for church Oh really, let's see Do the Jew and Gentile Really need to agree? What 'cha reading? Did you think I'd be surprised? You're the pastor's cash cow But the good book still survives But I'm late for church I'm really late for church... I don't want to dress up nice I just want to stay home I feel like watching big screen TV With NFL on the VCR And Pink Floyd on the DVD I'm late for church - late for church I'm late for church Now get in the car Or there could be trouble Why can't I just go back to sleep It's long past 10 am... From the Vatican To the Rio Grande Everything is dying But I ain't weeping no more In my school of thought Religion reaping naught It must be what I've bought And they ain't selling any more I don't want to dress up nice I just want to stay home I feel like watching big screen TV With NFL on the VCR And Pink Floyd on the DVD I'm late for church - late for church I'm late for church I'll get in the car If you answer my question Why so many churches here? I thought there was only one God