Maestro Fresh Wes - Just Swingin' lyrics

INTRO [Maestro Fresh Wes] {Ebony MC} Ahh yes Swinging along, just swinging ahh yeah Me and my main man Ebony MC {Right about now} Just swinging along {We just swinging along} Ah yeah, special shout out {Bust it} [Maestro Fresh Wes] {Ebony MC} (Both) We rock the mic {We rock the mic well} We rock the mic {We rock the mic} Well, we rock the mic and (We rock the mic well) (1) for the treble (2) for the ba** Come on Ebony MC help me rock the place {Ebony MC} We be waiting, playing, anticipation The next new rhyme that I be creating For '89 I decided to fix, my rhymes To make them fresher, to cook under pressure To be on top and never be the lesser I'm the animal, uh the hunter To go getter of a guy I am the best of the west the beast of the east Some people call me lazy, but that's alright I like to lie around talk around, fun around Sleep, get comfortable and even relax 'Til my sleep meter reaches the ultimate max To live without my waterbed would be????? 'Til the party roles around my... [Maestro] Well, I'll never be a peddler, never be a bagger I'm not Jimmy Walker, but I'm not a Swarteneger You know I got the build of a regular man I'm not a J.J., but not no Conan Just Maestro, not second or third I eat at Burger King 'cause I'm not Herb And if your name happens to be Herb Just say {I'm not the Herb you're looking for, Word} I hate to meet mothers, hat e to meet fathers They all want me to marry their daughters It happens to me almost everyday A girl will take me to her crib and this is what she'll say 'Mom and dad this is Wes' and I'll say hi Ma will pinch me on the cheek like I'm mom's apple pie Dad says 'I'm pleased to meet you, I'm Mr. Jones' 'You the most decent chap Janine's brought home' 'Would you like to have a beer?' No thanks just juice 'Grandma woke up, we'll have to introduce' 'Oh, by the way call me pa, we love to make you our son-in-law' See what I mean they won't leave me alone I just wanted to jump in Janine's pretty little bones Janine said 'grandma, this is Wes' Grammy said 'hi' I guess she was deaf I said, hi my name is Wes, 'did you say Fresh?' That's right Fresh Wes, I drank the juice and I left {Ebony MC} Well I was walking downtown and I saw this who*e She had a body like a two by four She came on over, asked for my number I said, no ho, all you want is my lumber No, no baby I won't be doing that You won't see me stroking no street corner cat 'Cause I'm an arcade junkie, my rhymes are funky My beats and rhymes rocked Humpty Dumpty MCs want to thump me, girls want to jump me My face is smooth and never ever lumpy (*Laughter*) [M] That was good, that was good {E} Yo, Wes drop that Snow White story man Go ahead, drop it [Maestro] Check it out I remember a story, when I was small About Snow White and the seven Dwarves Well, if you ask me, I know that couldn't be true If I was one of them I knew exactly what I'd do {What, what?} The story that was told was totally wack Snow White was a freak and the dwarves were black She lived in a house, you could probably figure What she be doing with a bunch of horny n***as Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy Come one, come on, come on she was sleazy Happy, Sleepy and my brother Bashful Made sure Snow White got her mouthful {Ebony MC} Well I'm the cutest looking guy, I like to say Conceded you call me, but that's okay I've often thought about posing for ceterfolds The girl designed me and they broke the mold Part of the creation, what can I say They even made up an Ebony playmate You know I always keep the body looking fine The dimple, the smile, nothing out of line No dirt in the dimples, I keep the face neat No sugar in the body, I eat the Shredded Wheat I use the eye drops to keep the eyes clean Hair so fine I use Ultra-sheen The bu*tock firm, the girls enjoy that No need for exercise I don't collect fat The feet are large and the j**els look great You could try to change but you're late get laid Wish you were me but that could never be First of all your name is not Ebony MC [Maestro] Well, I'm not too big, not too small {Average} Not too short, but I'm not that tall {5'9" 5'10"} I'm not a heavy guy and my head ain't bald As I drive the girls up the wall I had a girl and her name was Judy Judy had a super dope big fat booty {Big fat booty} Everything was cool and everything was okay Until I met this freak named Shebon {Shebon} the other day Shebon had a shape like an hourgla** Real fine legs with ... {let's just pa**} Although she looked young, she was an older girl Thick like Judy with Malaysian curl Judy had night school onec a week So that would be the night I'd rock that freak Well that night I went over to Shebon's place And to the bedroom we quickly laid Then I rocked her, oh my, and took a rest I saw a picture of a child on her bedroom chest {Easy} I took a good look and I felt so bad 'Cause it was a portrait of Judy at her Grade 8 grad Torn between two lovers {It's okay Wes, It's okay} Feeling like a fool {Don't cry man} I just f**ed Judy's mother, and Judy's in night school Like Keith I make the ladies Sweat What yo learn about women, I'm trying to forget I wrote a love jam, now the girls are drooling I play like Heavy D boy, (just coolin') Like Laverte, I'm the love expert No time for casanova but I clock 'nuff skirts To be blousing, my rhyme arouses Like blue violets and red rouses {We rock the mic} we rock the mic {Well} {We rock the mic} we rock the mic {Well} {We rock the mic} we rock the mic {Well} We rock the mic and {We rock the mic well}