Madvillain - Sermon lyrics

[Skit] Try! Dial-a-vibe! Say, are you paralyzed from the neck up? Wanna get pissed off? Dial seven-eleven-nine-ought-zero-niner-niner! [?] dial four-thousand-million six-trillion! *Channel changing* Remember ladies: Destroy the odor that proclaims your s** Use sweet breeze ♫When he gets between your knees, use Sweet Breeze!♫ *Channel changes* Just mail- five cents, just a nickel Along with five cents Remember, send either five cents in coin, with either- Five cents, just a nickel Now, full detail of the offer later [Intro] "And if he speaks to you, you know what to do" Pretend to be scared and answer his questions" [?] "Eh, there's a first time for everything" "Are you sure he'll come? It's getting late" "He'll com all right, doesn't matter how late it is We'll be here waiting for him" "What's that?" "Go ahead, peak behind the curtains." [Verse: MF DOOM] How DOOM hold heat then preach non-violence? Shhh, he about to start the speech, c'mon, silence On one starry night, I saw the light Heard a voice that sound like Barry White, said "Sure you right" Don't let me find out who tried to bite They better off goin' to fly a kite in a firefight During tornado time with no coat than I caught ya Wrote the book on rhymes, a note from the author -"Come back here! Come back here!!!"- Got a breadwinner style to get a inner child to finna smile And that's no exaggeration The doctor told a patient "It's all in your imagination negro" Ahh, what do he know? About the bu*tery flow, he need to cut the ego Trippin' To date the Metal Fellow Been rippin' flows Since New York plates was ghetto yellow with broke blue writing This is too exciting Folks leave out the show feelin' truly enlightened They say "The Villain been spitting enough lightning To rock shock the Boogie Down to Brighton," alright, then [Outro] *Yelling* "Wake up, wake up! You've been dreaming, you've been And I got bruises to prove it" "It was all a dream? You're not dead?" "Not that I heard Am I supposed to be? Am I supposed to" "If it was a dream, it was so real" *Phone hangs* "Well..."