We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of cla** We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne gla** Gentlemen and a**a**ins and ladies of the night I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding some light I can't go into detail or finger unfounded fools But there are some here amongst us that are not playing to the rules I've rounded up the low-life and local CID Offered a free ma**age or else the third degree There is no simple solution in this life we lead So make things easy for yourself to the baronage concede We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of cla** We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne gla** Peace shall not prevail in Purley came the stark warning today From his hospital bed Drip-Fed Fred vowed he was here to stay "I'll tell you something for nothing", he claimed, "Never in all my days Have I felt so intimidated by the cheap tactics on display" Ahh-ah-ah-ah Ahh-ah-ah-ah We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of cla** We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne gla** And approaching the pulpit, the Right Honourable Reverend Greene "We're gathered here this evening to pay our due respects To Drip-Fed Fred who late last night fell out of his prison bed We know the nonce behind it, who slipped the night PD - ooh The word is out now without doubt you will answer to me" Gentlemen and a**a**ins and ladies of the night I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding new light There is a simple solution, one called honour amongst thieves So we'll take pity on your souls and only cap your knees Ahh-ah-ah-ah Ahh-ah-ah-ah Ahh-ah-ah-ah Ahh-ah-ah-ah We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of cla** We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne gla** We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of cla** We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne gla**...