I've been driving in my car, it's not quite a jaguar I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the tyne It says morris on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob But i don't really care, give me some gas and the open air It's a bit old but it's mine, i mend it in my spare time Just last week i changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil Just last week i changed the oil Last week it went round the clock, i also had a little knock I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha I've been driving in my car, it don't look much but i've been far I drive up to muswell hill, i've even been to selsey bill I drove along the a45, i had her up to 58 This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could i say The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., i could have sworn I like driving in my car, i'm satisfied i've got this far I like driving in my car, it don't look much but i've been far I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre I like driving in my car, it's not quite a jaguar I like driving in my car, i'm satisfied i've got this far