MadHatter - Ganon Slayer lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1] I roll through Hyrule, swinging my blade I've got mad rupees, hella paid And I'm on a quest... to eliminate Ganon Some say I'm a loose cannon Just because I like to throw my swords And leave them stuck dead in your vocal chords? That don't mean you have to hate Extinguishing evil is my fate So I roam the land, every day and night Looking for adventure, looking to fight Ganon is a wizard, but I am much greater My name is Link and I'm the hater exterminator Don't test me... I come hard Don't make me put you with the ghosts in the graveyard North... West... South... West... Secret pa**ageways in the forest, yes I gotta get that Triforce back Or the kingdom will think I'm hella wack - Check it Don't think I'm a let that happen I sword fight just as good as I'm rappin' Miss Zelda is my lust To win the princess over... I must Wipe the darkness from these lands I won't stop 'til I got Ganon's blood on my hands [Speech] That's right, fool! I'm coming for your pig-faced a** Ain't nothing gonna stop me, nothing You send your best henchman... the Triforce is mine ... Motherf**er [Verse 2] I stop to ask for directions From an old man in a secret dungeon section But this is what the old man spoke: "Dodongo dislikes smoke." What the f**? I guess I'm better off... by myself k**ing my enemies, stealing their wealth And I'm saving up... for expensive things Arrows, potions, and power rings All you Moblins ain't worth a dime And Octoroks aren't worth my time Lots of people are scared of spiders, right? Well, I ain't scared of no god damned Tektite Bring it on, b**h, bring it on Once I find you, you won't last long Make fun of my tunic... I ain't mad The healing fairies all think I'm rad Beat me, torture me, cut me up I'll feel up a fairy and she'll heal me up I'm unstoppable... You can't win Even if I die, I'll come back again So bring your monsters... they can die too Ganon... I'm coming for you [Narrator] So, Link continued his journey... Into the catacombs of d**h Mountain... Wherein lied his ultimate fate: To face Ganon... and return the Triforce... to Hyrule [Verse 3] I hack and I slash and I stab and I cut When I finally find Ganon, I will f** him up But the dungeon's a maze and I am getting lost But I will find that ba*tard, no matter the cost Digdogger was mean, but I pulled out my bow I shot him in the eye with a silver arrow A Darknut is nothing but a stain on my sword These weak little creatures are leaving me bored So I keep on walking 'til I find me a map And I light my candle and I head down the path And I hack and I slash and I kick some more a** My health is now dropping, how long will I last? I drank my last potion, my mouth is so dry And I'm bleeding so much that I fear I might die But I will not give up, and on that, you can bet That I will save this kingdom, this ain't over yet [Hook] Good versus evil... No rest d**h Mountain... My quest? Journey to the underground lair My name is Link, I'm the Ganon Slayer Good versus evil... No rest d**h Mountain... My quest? Journey to the underground lair My name is Link, I'm the Ganon Slayer [Verse 4] I found heart containers with a bit of luck And I use my compa** so I'm no longer stuck Now I'm outside the lair of my enemy So I focus my hate to build more energy I kicked down the door... but to my surprise Ganon disappeared right before my very eyes So I stood there and froze in the deep of the dark The only sound was the beating of my heart But I sensed a movement behind me, so I swung With my Master Sword and I guess it must have stung Cause Ganon lay hurt as he fell to the floor Then I shot about twelve arrows into that who*e Now Ganon is dead and the Triforce is back And I am a hero, Zelda is on her back I ended my quest in the princess so deep I busted my nut and then I fell asleep [Hook] Good versus evil... No rest d**h Mountain... My quest? Journey to the underground lair My name is Link, I'm the Ganon Slayer Good versus evil... No rest d**h Mountain... My quest? Journey to the underground lair My name is Link, I'm the Ganon... Slayer ... Slayer [Commerical] Watch Zelda become a legend on the Nintendo Entertainment System "Zeldaaaaaaa! Woowoowoowooeeeeek! Octorocs!" "Which. Way. To. Go? Blblbl Tektites!" "Haha... Psh psh psh pew psh psh ah! Psh! ... P-P-Peahats! ... Leeeeeverrrrs!" "Aaaaaaaagh! Zelda? Zelda?! Zelda?" The Legend of Zelda... a nevernding adventure, new for your Nintendo Entertainment System "ZELDAAAA?!"