Happy hour highballs at half price Tequila and vermouth without ice Peanuts first to stimulate a thirst A simple effective sales device But I'm not going to take another drink I’m never going to take another drop I said it last night and the night before But this time I'm really going to stop Fine old Bristol sherry we've quaffed Got sossled, got maudlin and we’ve laughed Boozy and beery, stinking and leery Drinking real ale sold on draught But I'm not going to take another drink I'm never going to take another drop I said it last night and the night bеfore But this time I'm really going to stop It makеs you fat and fuzzy in the head And I'm sick of drinking alka seltzer every night before I go to bed Lemonade's fine with just a touch of white wine So maybe I'll drink that instead But I'm not going to take another drink I’m never going to take another drop I said it last night and the night before But this time I’m really going to stop