[Intro] The best kept secret Yo Yeah [Verse 1] I'm spittin' five foot fireballs I'm a road dog, ride 'till my tires bald Little monster, I'm a beautiful mess I am crazy and depressed, that's my key to success You can catch me spittin' lightning while I'm beating my chest I'm so good, it's f**in' frightening, I am leading the rest I'm the opposite of mediocre, you're bleeding joker I'm so hungry, crunching rappers like a greedy ogre Your skeleton is gelatin Fly like Dumbo the elephant, to relevant I'm an old relic, spittin' icy cold ballads You're underdeveloped, I'm a thunderess relic A wonderful felon, hundreds of hungry men yellin' My lyrics trip you out like a hallucinogenic Walls turn to liquid, I'm a gruesome lieutenant Stole my girls heart, I'm an proper thief But I'm a f**ing freak show like Chopper Read I make psychopathic records Check my psychiatric records I attack a tiger beat like I'm a hyperactive wrestler Dawg, I'm spooky, I'm cookie, I'm loopy White teeth, black touqe, lookin' like Snoopy Knock a girl out like she just took a roofie Call your crew out, cause your whole crews goofy ...I'm spooky! [Hook] I am mystifying, leave her mystified Cause I turn into a beast, like Mr. Hyde Madchild rocks, I'm electrifying Said I rock, motherf**er, leave you petrified Madchild's back, motherf**, that's what's up BattleAxe tracks get master cut I said I'm back, that's what's up BattleAxe tracks get ma**acre C'mon [Verse 2] sh** gets weird I'm about to shave my head like Britney Spears I'm about to lose my sh**. like Britney Spears Growing long finger nails and a grizzly beard On a real dope beat, I'm a grizzly bear And I walk down the streets, and the kids just stare But I no big deal, I'm a speck of sand But my family is huge, like a Mexican I am fierce, I am brash, I am totally vicious A real f**ing dick, I'll explode on you b**hes It's hard to stay fresh, when I feel so f**ing sour And I don't have the cash, I don't have the f**ing power Used to think that I was special, a pretty big deal Ugly now but I remember how the pretty kids feel Five years of d**, twenty years of drinking Twenty years of smoking, what the f** was I thinkin'? [Hook] I am mystifying, leave her mystified Cause I turn into a beast, like Mr. Hyde Madchild rocks, I'm electrifying Said I rock, motherf**er, leave you petrified Madchild's back, motherf**, that's what's up BattleAxe tracks get master cut I said I'm back, that's what's up BattleAxe tracks get ma**acre C'mon