Oh let me tell ya bout 2 guys I know ol' crew cut chuck an afro Joe well crew cut sang and Joe played sax collecting their money in a hat well the rent was due and the food was gone ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on that's right the more back to back's what always talking and Alabama won't stop till someone go! [Chorus] Well they packed their bags and they left town doing their damndest to make new ground well they packed their bongs and they smoked ma** doing their damndest to kick some f**ing a** Well their first gig was wild and rough bunch of rowdy punks thinking they were tough fights broke out out and folks got mad then crew cut chuck and Joe looked bad crew cut chuck thought they'd kick some a** nearly threw a man through gla** well that was it/that and they could not stay because the police came and took them away [Chorus]