I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner And I'd like to see Kneievel blown to bits I love to see Rex Humbard lay his hands upon Maude Aimee But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits Cause they're so big and soft and round And they don't make a sound (make a sound) How they look remains a mystery With my hands stuffed in my pockets Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets Here they come again my fantasies I'd like to see Pierre french kissin' Rene in the moonlight I'd like to see the mounties take a hit (of sensamilla) And I'd like to see Ed Allen pull his muscle on the TV But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits Cause they're so big and soft and round And they don't make a sound How they look remains a mystery With my hands stuffed in my pockets Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets Yeah, here they come again my fantasies Yeah, here they come again my fantasies