She should call me I should phone her But I'm too shaky And she's a stoner I'm so friendly She's a loner I'm on eccy She's a stoner I haven't got it I haven't got it I never lost it I never had it (I'm takin' you to hell) She likes tv Her name's Mona I get frisky But she's a stoner She gets hungry Calls me over "bring me sweet things," She's a stoner Spanish family Barcelona She's my gypsy She's a stoner He looks shifty Drinks corona Sells her fifty She's a stoner She's your mystery organ doner You get her kidney, you're a stoner Sing it with me Sing it slower Are you ready? Shes... A... Stoner...