Machine Gun Fellatio - My Ex Girlfriends Boyfriend lyrics

This is a song I wrote by mistake Which is nice My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band Writes love songs about her even I can understand And he's got a certain something, I suppose His new song's on the radio, and this is how it goes (this is him singing): I don't want to live in this world anymore I don't want to live in this world anymore (He doesn't want to live in this world anymore) Where will I find true love? (Where will he find true love?) My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand A summer's day two years ago, when I was still her man I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes But I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right) Practising guitar And taking lots of ba** lessons to expand my repertoire And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band