Machine Gun Fellatio - Llamas vs Big Ears lyrics

This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help She had really big ears Not the kind you'd normally see When you're walking down the street Yeah she had really big ears Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own In the corner of the club I said 'Do you know Noddy?' Yeah she had really big ears That's what she had I took her back to my house She couldn't fit through the door She had to turn her head sideways Yeah she had really big ears I got her onto the bed And tried to take her dress off It wouldn't fit over her head Yeah she had really big ears Really big ears That's what she had So I k**ed her in her sleep And I cut her ears right off They made really good hubcaps Yeah she had really big ears Yeah she had really big ears Really big ears That's what she had