Machine Gun Fellatio - Horny Blonde Forty lyrics

Horny blonde forty shaved s**y Wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny Named Kikky Renae She digs pop masturbation music Windsurf piss in yr ear Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised Kind & sincere Retired teacher 58 seeks regular meetings For masculine muscular nappy-clad Brutal breeding My wife rough wrestles with a puppy All a-quiver in a Wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors... for you Turn around... I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo (?) I am pod-God born in mono I'm a scorpion of cool I love you Do you know how to love me? I am pod-God born in mono I'm a dirty magazine Hunky funky skunk-f**er Pay me s** his finger on screen Got the video set up And felafel soaked in kerosene There's a Corgi playin hooky With a Wolf-cross-Kelpie While yr front bum low hums Shufflin like a mother to me... from you Lyrics that never quite made it into this song: Milky white sticky somethin' Leakin from the broken seal Onto fine shiny implements of pleasure Made from genuine steel Put the beaver to the metal Nail the duck to the wall & see Turn the voltage applicator on full For the changes in me Couples Club is packin' With the house addition escapees And I just shuffle like a mother To the pecs from Ipanema My dog likes the heir apparent x 3