Machiavelli - Lou Cypher lyrics

[Verse 1: Machiavelli] Life is not a box of chocolates It's more like a box of dog sh** Something you and I cannot fix A train wreck: all you can do is watch it The wheels turn, but the cogs stick If you only live once: You all should be cautious Cause I've Freakin' lost it!!! Kind of like I dropped my conscience Literally and metaphorically caustic I won't apologize for bein' honest How do I have a dirty mouth? I just washed it... You all need to come off it I'll slap posers till my palms stick - To the faces of these hypocrites You talk about money and hoes I don't give a sh** Especially when you're all broke and impotent Potent and sick of it Totin' the biggest dick Chokin' your b**h with it!!! Someone needs to reserve a coffin Cause Imma murder the next douche to walk in While he's sh** talkin' I'll stalk him Come up from behind And slit his throat while he's coughin'!!! Cynical often Evil even more so Head on deck like Corso f** rap I'll make more doin' p**no Mask in my back pocket My laptop's under my co*k Keep your hands off it!!! Gun's loaded Safety's off quick All I Gotta do is co*k it ... Truth is I'm not Rap God I'm rap's Satan Brutally Blatant Tongue in cheek Usually flagrant When I speak Richer diction than Webster Spit the fiction and let ya' Choose to Decypher... I might just Change my name to Lou Cypher