Macc Lads - Made Of Ale lyrics

Mucky hiker hitching west along the M65 She's got seamen on her chest (Semen) And Morecambe on her sign (More come) She said, she'd got her menstrual cycle I said, "You'd better flog it" Didn't want to make a meal of her So I gave her a lump of hot fish yogurt I bet she comes from Macclesfield Filthy, fat and flatulent She couldn't make a decent brew Ugly as a pig, she couldn't cook a Jew (Coo-ca-choo) It's no wonder they call them pigs Look at the way she grunts She thinks she's posh but she's like a tampon 'Coz they're both just stuck up c*nts I bet she comes from Macclesfield Turned out she owned a pub in London Called the Old White Hart She became my Maid of Ale But I had to put up with her fishy c*nt farts