Macc Lads - Sweaty Betty lyrics

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm But after ten pints, she looked quite fit Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins She was a mound of flesh Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to d**h I knew that she wanted me to shag her So I stabbed her c*nt with my mutton dagger I couldn't believe the size of her bum She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips Sweaty Betty, she's got ma**ive tits Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her She's so obscene, three tons of margarine She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard