Mac Minista - Game Court lyrics

{*funkafied version of "The People's Court" TV show in the background*} [Mac Minista] Mac Minista in defense of the honorable Snoop Dogg The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit In the Game Court. With trumped up charges against My client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 227 counts Of flexing his G's, popping his P's Dotting his I's and crossing his T's The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit In the Game Court. With trumped up charges against My client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 357 counts Of verbal and reckless endangerment From the million dollar mouthpiece; And leaving these super-sap s**ers Discombobulated and confused and shook up, like a pair of dice The anti-player, has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit In the Game Court. Charging my client Snoop Dogg Tha Doggfather - for distributing and manufacturing game Crossing state and county lines, with the intent to pimp the system Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather Bring him before 12 G's and open up his files And you will see, that ever since Snoopy was a pup His tail was straight up - ready to shake rattle and roll And charge from a ho to a henchman about his pension So all you jerks with them $11 words Comin out of your $2 mouth About a multi-million dollar Crip Who's got the mind of a bid'ness man, the heart of a tyrant And the tongue of a mack - I said He's a five-star guerilla Crip, with bars and stars While you s**ers is lookin for stripes His game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle; And with this in mind, I'm gonna ask the Game Court To grant a motion, of 995 - grounds, of dismissal