Mac Lethal - Dazed and confuzed lyrics

The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are smoking weed with Slater, man he's such a cla** clown, all the cars are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her b**bies were decent, but then the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that says he can't do d** while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, damn they're such a**holes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so they drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 aint coming back," school is over but they're gettng chased like f** it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU FRESHMEN b*tchES!!!!") they're smoking weed in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes terrified oh holy sh** he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a crazy fool they go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool you leave the dance, you can't come back but f** it those kids didn't care they wanna walk around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now they're gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em f** this old man Pickford hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower! president George Washington was not a h*mosapien ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went wrong smells like someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, s**er punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha male mothaf**er you f**in disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his a** hes punchin and kickin and k**in him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky that he's still alive, stupid mothaf**a had to ruin sh** and k** the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 f**in yard line! break down! giggling! party in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something theres a f**in cop light cops are talkin sh** like they can smell beer and smell smoke randy floyd is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i might play football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie making out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you drunk right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on