Mac Dre - The adventures of Al Boo Boo lyrics

Not long ago in a place real far I knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar f**ing up some prawns n chips Cause Mac Dre don't eat omelets s**in' my teeth like I'm the sh** On gin but I think it's time to switch Bar tender give me something strong Don't want no ice tea island long Gimmie stoli's with Roses lime Man I get that all the time Throwback, Steve Larkin #80 I looked up & I saw this lady On my momma I ain't fat mouthin' The b**h looked like she could s** a thousand But her a** wasn't really all that giant She must have been workin' her Fonda diet Man you know she looked alike That Filipino broad jay used to like Bottom line, she was fine You don't see this kind all the time Man you know my name first is Mac Walked up to her put down my act I said excuse me lady is somethin' wrong? You've been staring at pimpin' way too long Why do you keep on eyein a n***a? Cuddie the b**h started cryin a river?! I said what's wrong? like a cared... She said she caught her pimp f**ing a square I said damn you must be devastated She said I've been with him since I graduated... But wait a minute... you look familiar I said c'mon now cause looks will seal ya That's the oldest line in the book That's bunk like dope I used to cook She said uhh don't you rap I said yes it is I Andre the mac She said well uh if that's the case then wave 5 thou wow in my face She said shes been my fan since she was 12 And if she was gonna choose it might as well be me The M to tha D& net five thou wow choosing fee Now this story has four possible endings Is mac dre a going to A) reach back like a pimp and slap the ho and tell her b**h beat it I ain't no rest haven for runaway b**has B) start speaking Swaheeli cause he thinks the b**h is the fuzz tryin' ta pinch pimpin C) or does he P.I.M.P & tell the b**h put it in my pocket you beezy I said look if you want Dreezy You gonna have to put it in my pocket you beezy The b**h reached in her Fendi bag and almost made pimpin' grow a shag I said god damn b**h the b**h had 40 grand kid... 10 thousand in stacks of ten I said they gonna put you up under the pen I said we can't do this in no bar Let's talk about things in my car Who is this b**h can I trust her Took her outside to my plymoth duster She said there's one more thing that you should know There's one more ho and where I go she go I said where I come from 3 is fun, plus, 1 is too close to none Twinkle twinkle Cow moo moo I sh** on n***as Al boo boo [x3]