(spoken) Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub... and they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite", now here I am, headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this "Star Suite"... ...all by myself. Crowd: Awwww. Mac: Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwwww." But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up, I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song. Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, tryin' to figure out why. (sung) Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can! I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these love-starved women Who keep clamoring at my feet Well I could probably find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares? I never get lonesome Cause I treasure my own company. Ohhhhhh..... Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can! I guess you could say I'm a loner A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted, But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm "egotistical", Hell, I don't even know what that means! I guess it has something to do with the way That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans Ohhhhhh........ Come on, where's all the kickers in here?! Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can! One more time, what are we doin'? We're doing the best that we can! Give yourselves a hand. Yeeee-haw!