He stands six foot tall, he's bleach blonde cool He drives a bargain He goes to the beach all day but to his dismay The girls all think that he's a creep When night time comes around, he's no where to be found Honolulu Joe (Honolulu Joe) Honolulu Joe Joe Joe Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe He stands at night and he cuts quite a sight In his white suit and that hat He's with the CIA, that's what they say He works for sit down pulling that He knows the pitch is city-side For a drink he will confide Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe They smile at him and he's swimming again He has to keep in train When a mystery man, with a scar and a tan Leaves a looker full of lead in him And as the world returns to right It's ours I hope in fright Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe Honolulu Joe Honolulu Joe Joe Joe Honolulu Joe