M.O.E. - Dr. Graffenberg lyrics

Well I was just now doing funnels at good ol' TKE's When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for name And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain Bawk bawk bawk Bawk bawk bawk Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad checks Bawk bawk bawk Bawk bawk bawk Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh) Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease But once you got her going she would always aim to please With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of hash Her hips would start a smokin' like a pipe of burning ash Bawk bawk bawk Bawk Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh) Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)