[Intro: M.I.A Down the drain Down the drain Down the drain Down down down down Make it drop Down the drain M.I.A Oh, It's M.I.A, whoa Oh, it's M.I.A, whoa [Verse 1: M.I.A] Johnnie keep walking, Jack does too much coke Jim Beam and Jameson, they just give me joke When I see Pernot, I say "oh hell no" Kahlua's a turn-off, tell him to Smirnoff Captain Morgan shot the sparks When we hang out, he shoot arrows through my heart Blue Tattoo, chilling up in Malibu He got 99 Bananas, but he's not my boo [Hook: M.I.A] I got sticky sticky icky icky weed A shot of Tequila in me I got sticky sticky icky icky weed A shot of Tequila in me [Verse 2: M.I.A] When I met Seagrams, he sent Chivas down my spine Got me on the dance floor and we start to wine His ex Sambuca, she just a hookah I put it on a chilla, but I want Tequila I got you off your f**ing face I tell you what to do you want your mother, your something-or-other I got you off your f**ing face You wound up in another place your brother, you f**ing nutter [Hook: M.I.A] [Verse 3: Nicki Minaj] It's going d-d-d-d-d-d-d-down Everything slow-mo in the background When I pull it, pull it P-p-pull it, pull it Yeah it's sticky and I get it by the pound Hey-o, Maya, your sh** is on fire R-Real talk, yuh no no say no man a liar That's why I never ever take 'em to my mattress I tell 'em "meet me in the sky, yeah that's my address" I said I got this bad b**h Margarite And when I see her I say "si, seniorite!" Okay, she make me feel like I love, love I'm like BRRRRRRR, yo, I'm f**ed up! [Hook: M.I.A]