Lyrics Born - Do That There (feat. Cut Chemist) lyrics

Ladies and Fellas-- I was hella bored So I pedaled hella hard To a seminar in Zanzibar Ben and Jerry, Tena's Song, Pat Benatar Riding on my handlebars That I'd gaffled from a scrap metal yard When it fell apart I got a rental car With Meadowlark Lemon's credit card Double parked on the boulevard In fronta' Cinnabon Won a tug-of-war with a minotaur Then I toured the far north On a Portuguese man-of-war Santa Claus handed me a catalog The envelope attached on it said that "You could have it all!" So I got an antelope From Manitoba Salad bowl, a catapult, a can of soda Paddle boat, a camera-phone, and also A Barry Mantilow autographed cantaloupe And every episode of "Solid Gold" "The Antidote" to "Babylon" and "Amazon" In an acid-washed can of salt And a friend to tag along Who looked at all Napoleonean When I do that damn thing I do that damn thing I do that damn thing I do that there (x2) Here's a story, folks-- Totally stoned I rode the slopes of Mt. Holyoke Forty below Lo and behold My homie poked too many holes in my snowmobile wheels Now I'm rolling on some Boboli's with spokes Had to pony up the dough to get it all Green and gold mobile home Stole an Oreo, a polaroid, some saltines An overcoat from Wal-greens Some corduroys, some sardines Canola Oil All singin', "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" On and on with Obi-wan Kenobi, Shin-obi Yeah-- Kobe Bryant Pokemon and Pinocchio on the Okefenokee Swamp Europe, Portugal, Tokyo, Borneo and Coney Island With the Horny Toad Memorial Orchestra with Barry White Lyrics Born on rhymes, Maury Povich on viola Berry Gordy on organ and Joe Torre on chimes Don Corleone on accordion to Marlboro Marty We re-recorded Jerome and Marcus singin' "Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh" When I do that damn thing I do that damn thing I do that damn thing I do that there (x4) Woah Einstein, do it Woah Bring it back now I met a hermit named Kermit McDermott With a learner's permit Curb surfin' in a purple suburban Slurpin' an (u)orange sherbert Eatin' a turnip With the words "dirty-dirty" Written in cursive on his Burberry turban It was curtains at the circus in Berkeley Saw a turtle with a girdle, a squirrel with a curl The world's biggest girl, Pearl Urkel swirled in a circle on a dirty-a** burgundy Murray bike I had some curry rice, a turkey burger and some curly fries Tried to return some worthless merchandise to Circuit City Customer service was certifiably sh**ty Courtesy clerk was nervous, kinda twitchy Had a dry-and-curl perm, reminded me of Lionel Richie Someone blurted out, "Burr!" And when I turned around, observed Truck Turner had the burner out and pointed at a surfer Mr. Furley burst out the beauty parlor in curlers And a security jersey, thermos full of Wild Turkey When I do that damn thing I do that damn thing I do that damn thing I do that thing (x2) Woah Bring it back now