Lyrico - Song of the Pseudo-Copper lyrics

Song of the Pseudo-Copper [Lyrico Productions] He looks like a cop And he talks like a cop And he walks like a cop But he's not a cop He's a huh He's o haaha He's a.... He's an undercover lover Brother of your mother Holding up the store Or knocking on your door But not here to arrest you Just to undress you Like a neighbor with a reason Regardless of the season Nah, I'm just teasing Cuz if he looks like a cop And he talks like a cop And he walks like a cop 'Hey, he's a cop!' Though on occasion He's been seen out drinking Acting rather naughty With a downtown hottie Placing bets on red Without regrets Until come morning And she starts snoring And asking for cash So then he flashes his badge Cuz if he looks like a cop And he talks like a cop And he walks like a cop 'Hey, you're a cop!' And he's a high-top walker Neon sign stalker Dust devil rocker Fancy pants shopper Once taken for a robber But he's still a Copper Cyndi Lauper pleasing Fat like Jackie Gleason Nah, I'm just teasing Cuz if he looks like a cop And he talks like a cop And he walks like a cop 'Hey, he's a cop!' Yeah, he looks like a cop And he talks like a cop And he walks like a cop But he's not a cop He's a huh He's o haaha He's a.... He's a huh huh He's o haaha haa He's rah rah rah Just a man of the law Just a doin' his job Just a phony a** cop Kickin' it live Makin' it jive Rockin' the house Takin' them out Watchin' her back Smoking that crack