He read an article that said I like to do c**aine And now he comes to all my shows and says if I need some, he'll pay He won't stop calling and I'm not sure how to blow him off He stands outside my window until I have to call the cops But they always let him out of jail because he's a famous face Well, that's a funny way of asking me to go out on a date, Steve Earle Won't stop calling me, Steve Earle Won't stop calling me, Steve Earle He says he isn't hitting on me, he just wants to write some songs And I keep asking Steve, would you please introduce me to your son Because he read an article that said, oh gee, I guess I drink a lot And now he's buying all my drinks so I can't seem to get off the sauce Because he corners me at every show and asks to be in my band And if I need a great guitar, Steve's got just the man Well, he says that I should fire everyone, and we should play duets He says just come over, but I guess I haven't yet, Steve Earle He wants to talk to me, Steve Earle Should that bother me, Steve Earle Says the greatest country duos all start out like this And I better call him back if I got his messages So the next time when I see him when I get off the stage I'm going to tell him I've got another show to play tonight in some place that's real far away That ought to hold him off from me at least a little bit Well, I'm not sure what to do because I'm so damn intimidated by Steve Earle He wants to talk to me, Steve Earle Should that bother me, Steve Earle Well, how'd you even get my number, Steve Earle?