LVD - Kobe Bryant lyrics

[Intro:] Walked up in the club, feeling like a giant Say "what up." Wave "hi" to my clients Is that a stove? I love that appliance These hoes got me feeling like Kobe Bryant [Hook:] Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, feeling like a giant Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, feeling like a giant [Verse 1:] I got b**hes down in Rio. Swagger De Janeiro I'll make your favorite f**ing emcee An Hero B-A-N just touched down like Graham Harrell These ghetto girls love me for my American Apparel f**ed your mom. Two spoons, 1 plate How you lose your virginity? I heard it was date rape My team build chartered institutions. n***a I make bank Step to me, I triple-dog dare 'ya. You're gay a**'ll get scared straight I had to work (Yolo!) I'm calling in sick b**h don't respond I'mma have to call Mike Vick A couple bad b**hes, you know what's going down Got these hoes straight out the dog pound Oh you real? You trill, I'm triller Best shooter with the heat. I'm on my Mike Miller D-G-A-F like la vida loca What's left to do now? k** the Joker? I scare n***as, don't care n***a Got the strength of a motherf**ing bear, n***a And a large dick for a pretty b**h to s** on If she ain't tryna f**, I tell her "get the f** on." I'm just tryna spice this up, Oregano You should just say "no" like Ronald Reagan ho (Whoa!) That's perception. (Whoa!) That's inception (Two bad b**hes!) That's twinception Her tongue in her p**y and my lips on her bare chest I step back and let 'em both play now they over here commmitting incest Up in the paint, I'm on my "get up out the way b**h." You n***as too easy. b**hes acting like some gay fish Throwing up 81 on the daily Looked at Jim Buss and said "f** you, pay me!"