Light as a feather, stiff as a board Stii as a week in May I dare you, I dare you Do it now or you can't play Jump the bridge, just for kicks Jump the bridge and pray I dare you, I dare you, do it & die today Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Everybody's doin' it Don't think your gonna get away 2 fingers all around, light the candle Raise the dead Hair raisin on the back of my neck A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck I dare you, I dare you Don't worry it'll be okay Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you won't be cool ! It's okay that you did'nt invite me I could'nt make it anyway Spin the bottle's just not for me Anyhow I gotta go to ballet Boys with cans of Bianca spray Girl's with floral bouquet I don't mind if you dare me I won't be there anyway! Light as a feather, stiff as a board Stiff as a board! Okay now it's your turn don't look Stupid don't look prude Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it Don't you wanna be in? Oh I know i'm nnot invited to all The kissin parties after school Me in my high water apnts Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool ! Light as a feather, stiff as a board Stiff as a board