Is there a doctor in the house In the house of pancakes You got a banana split Personality Lately it's been happy hour All day long Sip it slowly and leave the olive She is very fond of you You stand accused Of smoking English cigarettes That's a provocation If ever one was Brother number one Brother number two Why are you fighting What are you gonna do And at the weekly meeting Of anonymous cads You shuffle your feet And whistle out aloud Listen to what they're saying What a load of crap You ain't no Cary Grant But then again, who is