Children want a snoring horsey story That's all children want Of course, the snoring horsey In this story Must Smell like candy Say, a bu*terscotch Or a peppermint Fret like confetti In a hurricane On a Thursday night Sneeze like a sissy With a bumblebee Napping in his nose Horsey, don't snore Horsey, don't snore Horsey, don't snore