Lullaby Baxter - Ding-a-Ling lyrics

Teacher calls me ding-a-ling Policeman calls me ding-a-ling Street cleaner calls me ding-a-ling Butcher, baker, and undertaker All call me ding-a-ling Tweaking moo cow rumps With their lovely lumps Is something that I do Infinitely better than you Ding-a-ling A-ring-a-ding-dong-dandy Sometimes amnesia Would sure come in handy Ding-a-ling morning Ding-a-ling night Just stay stupid That's all right Bluebirds the size of sugar cubes Circle round my head True, I have to pay them Before I go to bed Why'd you bring the ding-a-ling? All she wants to do is sing Her ding-a-ling songs All night long All night long Would you like a subscription to my diary? Then when I merge with the infinite You can impersonate me Would you like a subscription to my diary? Then when I kick the bucket You can impersonate me Ding-a-ling morning Ding-a-ling night Just stay stupid That's all right