Well, she's one of those girls unlike all the other girls No, not how she walks or the kink in her curls But there's something going on She's got a secret, she's a dirty, dirty blonde And you were desperately hoping She was only joking When she said to move along Move along What you see is not the girl that you get She may be yellow underneath but she's a bottle brunette Well it's written on his face And you cannot mistake It says "Hey man, you live uptown But I came in from outer space" But there's nothing going on And you can't keep your secrets when you're dirty, dirty blonde And you were desperately hoping She was only joking When she showed you the door What you see is not the girl that you get She may be yellow underneath but she's a bottle brunette You get extra points for crossing over the tracks But it takes a dirty, dirty blonde to keep you coming back Well she's a beauty school dreamer A punk rock screamer And you know that you want her Even though you don't need her 'Cause there's something going on She's got a secret, she's a dirty, dirty blonde And You were desperately hoping Yeah, You were secretly hoping And she was desperately hoping What you see is not the girl that you get She may be yellow underneath but she's a bottle brunette You gets extra points for crossing over the tracks But it takes a dirty, dirty blonde to keep you coming back