Luis Neer - TRICK QUESTION lyrics

eating ice cream at 12:30 am i am a rabid animal i keep getting hair in my mouth and i'm trying to remember where i left my mom's winter hat if this ice cream was dirt i would probably still eat it i need to start doing aerobic exercises idk how many more twitter breakdowns i can have before the world blows up or maybe i do know if i know the answer is simple and not worth mentioning