Luftgangsters - Scheemin' lyrics

[Ze da Rio Gangsta] Every time I wake up it's a broad in my bed I love to wake up to some bomb-a** head Then a couple eggs, my sk**et is sizzling In my drawers, making it rain, her house drizzling In the kitchen doing stupid sh**, throwing money stacks Where them biscuits and honey at? Tell me how you taking all day with my breakfast For real, slow meals ain't sh** that I let pa** She know I'm about that bread, she bring my bread and bu*ter Beaver I said honey, therefore f** her She obviously don't love me so it's on to another 'Cause this one is a dummy and it's hard for me to love her 'Cause the knowledge from the kneecaps so essential I'm sorry if I morally relapse with my pencil But if you ain't a b**h, don't rush to defend This song ain't about you, it's about your friend This about your friend, now that b**h scheemin This about your friend, now that b**h scheemin This about your friend, now that b**h scheemin That b**h scheemin, now that b**h scheemin [Ca**o da Trigga] I love so many women, I hope this ain't demeaning While one zip down my denim, I laugh at b**hes scheemin She be ma**aging me, ma**aging me, ma**aging deez nuts She be ma**aging me, ma**aging me, ma**aging me, but I hate it [Ze] I'm Wilt Chamberlain, f**ing more than Bill Wrap it up, 'cause I don't want them bumps like dill Pickles and the riddle goes, never trust them fickle hoes 'Cause they flake and they fake when they say they in your videos You always in my phone, looking at my numbers Let me grow like a vegetable, get off my cucumber Shake your a** and show me your net... I can't even do that dog, I am in this booth, it's hot as f** Saying dumb sh** I'm in this booth, it's hot as f**, let me say, let me say some clever dumb sh** I guess, nah, that sh** was pretty funny All that sh** pretty funny Chorus