Ludacris - Jack N Tha Jacka lyrics

This is the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka One is the victim the other is the attacker One carries credit cards the other carry gats One learned the story from the other belie dat! I said this is the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka One is the victim the other is the attacker One carries credit cards the other carry gats One learned the story from the other belie dat! Hi how ya doin? My name is Jack I have a wife, 2 kids, a dog, and a rat I tried to k** the son of a b**h this morning But i couldn't really focus cuz my wifes out whorrin' I love my kids although there dumber than f** Part of the reason is cuz there all drugged up Lisnin to some f**er on the radio named Shady I Kinda like the kid i guess that makes me crazy Anyway the reason that im here is to tell you about something that happened to me the other day Where I had a guy run up to my Rover Then He pulled out his gun and told me to scoot over I seen the real in his eye So I said will do He said " Just Keep Cool and Maybe I Won't Have to Blast You " Ima ask you one time give me yo sh** and give it quick Or I'll bust both yo lips You rich people make me sick With your luxirious Cars, luxirious Clothes and Shoes But im snatchin that sh** Cuz I ain't got sh** to lose So up yo wallet the checkbook and the gold chain Then strip to yo socks and get the f** out the Range What are ya sayin ya f**in theif Im helpin you out How you gonna threatin to k** me and put me out If you were gonna k** me I dont think u'd be hesitating Instead your shaking and bullsh** conversating Yeah im a rich mother f**er, got a lot of money But my wife spends it all gotta work to keep it coming Payin taxes to support people like you No this isnt a black thing ill tell you what i'll do I'll write you a check just for respect Cuz you'll never get anything takin other peoples sh** I won't cancel the check I will have it approved Who do I write this check out "Thugs R Us" or you Ha Ha you think you funny but im the one with the gat And if I shake a little more ill lay your white a** flat f** the check we'll go back to my original plan Since im the one with the bullets I think i'll make the demands Come on buddy meet me half way I'll take you to my house will my children are I'll show you where i stay We'll go to the basement pull the money outta the floor Introduce you to my wife and let you f** the little who*e I'll even make ya famous, wanna know how? (How) Meet my little friend (gun shots) (phone dialing) Hi operator I just k**ed this little car jacker He's bleedin all over my sh** That was the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka One was the victim the other was the attacka One carries credit cards the other carry gats Better investigate before you go f**in with Jack