Ludacris - Chopped N Skrewed lyrics

[Intro: T-Pain] Yayyy! Yeah-yeahhh Whoahhhhhhhh Uhh, now, now shorty Now, now, now shorty Now-now, now shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me Shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me Shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me Yeahhhh, yeahhh yeahhh [T-Pain] Have you ever seen A dimepiece all alone at the bar (bar, bar) Straight out of a magazine And you just wanna let her know who you are (are, are) So you say "Let me buy you a drink or a lil' conversation If that's what you wanna do" (do, do) Then she says "Club is about to end" Then you say "Why don'tcha come to my crib?" Then she says "I can't leave my friends" [Hook] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been ('and-and) skrewed (and) 'ewed, 'ewed, chopped, screwed-screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed (and-and) screwed, chopped screwed-screwed You've officially been s--c--r--e--w--e--d Screwed, screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been ('and-and) skrewed [Interlude: T-Pain slowed way down] + (T-Pain ad libs) Shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me (Yes~!) Shorty-shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me (Chopped and screwed) Shorty-shorty don't chop me, shorty-shorty don't screw me (Hey yeahh) Shorty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me [T-Pain] Have you ever been in the V.I.P. room Of your favorite strip club? (club, club) And you got a shawty all on you kissin all on yo' neck Makin you feel like she's so in love (love, love) Now you done got you a couple drinks And you're feelin like it's 'bout that time to cuddle up (up, up) Then you say "Shawty, what's really up?" She takes a big sip out your cup And says "That'll be sixty bucks!" [Hook] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been ('and-and) skrewed (and) 'ewed, 'ewed, chopped, screwed-screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed [Ludacris] Luda-Luda! Hahahaha Now-now-now shawty why you actin like that, like that Like all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me Ludacris, Pain, can't live without 'em But even mo' I bet you really can't live without me You-you musta flipped yo' wig You've gotta be out yo' mind I'll chop-chop-chop you, screw you Screw, you outta yo', outta yo' spine Backbreaker, put you over my knees Put you on punishment woman and spank you Have you praisin the Lord like THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, Lord I wanna THANK YOU (JESUS~!) But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on And steer you wrong instead of please you? (Yup!) Have you singin this song, cause all night long She do nothin but flirt and tease you? (Yup!) Well I gotta admit that I have Put one in the air, sit back and I'll laugh Shawty why you insist on doin me that bad? Probably cause of the amount of booty that I've grabbed Comin back to haunt me So instead of bein put into submission and subdued (What happened?) Guess what? (Dawg) [Hook] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been ('and-and) skrewed (and) 'ewed, 'ewed, chopped, screwed-screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed (and-and) screwed, chopped screwed-screwed You've officially been s--c--r--e--w--e--d Screwed, screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed You've officially been ('and-and) skrewed [Interlude] Shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me (Yes~!) Shorty-shorty don't chop me, shorty don't screw me (Chopped and screwed) Shorty-shorty don't chop me, shorty-shorty don't screw me (Hey yeahh) Shorty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me Me, me, me, me, me