Lucille Ball - What Takes My Fancy lyrics

(Performed with Don Tomkins) Well! I'll be swa*ked and pickled and moonshine You ain't such an honorary cuss. Well! I'll be piped and pettled and coal oil. You ain't such a gloomy old Gus. Well! I don't wanna give you no ides. But you might not make a bad wife. Cooking grub and pinning out die-tees. Hold on grandpa not on your life. Them what treats me girly. Has to find out early In my mamas litter I'm the independent critter. I likes to do what takes my fancy What takes my fancy I likes to do. And they comes to things romancy What takes my fancy Ain't the likes of you. I likes to do what takes my fancy What takes my fancy that ain't no crime. That there's what keeps me young and frenzy What takes my fancy I do all the time. Well! Bless my boots and paddle my britches. If you ain't the sociable type. Well! Hooting and howls suffering poe jacks If we ain't a similar strike. Well! Don't let this unravel your undies. But you might not make a bad broom. All cleaned up for companies Sundays. Hold on sis you're sealing your doom. Here's a tip I'll give you. Part the ship I'll give you. But you ain't promoting Me from my protecting potting. I likes to do what takes my fancy What takes my fancy I likes to do. And those what gives me Ever mind here I'm the kind here Put a bullet through. I likes to do what takes my fancy What takes my fancy I likes to do. And if it makes my pockets fatter. It doesn't matter who I do it to. Ahh! You're a dirty rat. Ahh! I'll agree to that. Ahh! We're a dirty pair. Ahh! It's a love affair. We likes to do what takes our fancy What takes our fancy, that ain't no yarn. If folks objects sir. Oh we acts up. We'll give your backs up. There ain't no skin or harm. We are what we do takes our fancy. What takes our fancy that ain't no crime. That there's a fetus young and present What takes our fancy we do all the, We do all the summer, winter, spring or fall. A whole darn tooting guy. We do it all the time Yow!