Lucian Piane - The Baddest b**hes In Herstory lyrics

[Intro: God / Michelle Visage] Hey, it's me, God Good girls may go to heaven But bad girls rule the world Who's the baddest b**h in herstory? Well who am I to judge [Verse 1: Eve / Myah Marie] In the beginning There were 1, 2, 3 Adam and me and my best friend Steve They started making out in front of me That's when I told them they had to leave Get out! They took all the fruit from me Except the apple on the tree It was forbidden God are you kidding? Then the snake told me to bake an apple pie and not a cake So I did it I went and bit it And then everything went to sh** And then I realised I was naked What That's right [Verse 2: Helen of Troy] (The most beautiful face in the world That launched a 1000 ships She mesmerises with her smile But ey when she opens her lips) You're not Helen of Troy You're not Helen of Troy You're not Helen of Troy I'm Helen of Troy You're not Helen of Troy You're not Helen of Troy You're not Helen of Troy I'm Helen of Troy I'm Helen of Troy [Verse 3: Cleopatra] I started at the bottom One stone at a time I never gave up I was born for the climb I left my hieroglyphics and became the Queen of the Nile Me and Mark Antony hand in hand walking like an Egyptian Walking around like an Egyptian Thick eyeliner with a sick profile And what ha-happened was I walked my way up to the top of the pyramid Just like all the boys did Walked my way up Walked my way up Walked my way way way way way up Top the top of the pyramid Meow (So how did that work out with you and Marc Anthony?) He turned out into a real pain in the asp [Verse 4: Joan of Arc] They call me a witch They call me a liar Now they wanna set my p**y on fire I was the baddest b**h A lady freedom fighter The voices in my head going off like a choir (Choir) La la la, voices in my head (They go) La la la, voices in my head, head You gonna burn me at the stake Betta bring some barbecue sauce When I touch this catholic saint Betta pray and ask the boss Saint, sinner, chicken dinner Holy war, holy winner (Saint, sinner, chicken dinner Holy war, holy winner) La la la, voices in my head (They go) La la la, voices in my head, head Oh my god, everyone's talking at once Shut up [Verse 5: Marie Antoinette] If you are looking to start a revolution I've created a social media solution Put on your opulent j**els, hair, and dress And say it in 140 characters, or less Let them eat cake Let them eat cake Let them eat cake, cake, cake, cake, cake Let them eat cake Let them eat cake Let them eat cake Let them eat cake Let them eat cake [Verse 6: Kathryn The Great] I had a great many lovers That I took to bed Every Tom, Dick, and Egor And even Mr Edd There's more of me to love With a few extra pounds Everyone knows that I like to horse around Horse around, giddy up and get down I said giddy up Horse around Come and take a round on my merry-go-round Horse around Get down get down get down get down Horse around All of Russia is my stomping ground I got a nice big carrot, da [Verse 7: Annie Oakley] (Bang bang!) I'm Annie Oakley And this is my band The sharp shooters Five, six (Bang bang bang bang bang!) Been on my own since I was young Came out my mama with a gun A better shot than any one No one could beat me But there's a story y'all don't know My draw was fastened his was slow It really was his time to go So I went bang bang (Bang bang!) Bang bang (Bang bang!) These double barrels pumped him full of lead (Bang bang bang bang bang!) I went bang bang (Bang bang!) Bang bang (Bang bang!) He's six feet under Lying in my bed Well, I guess I'm done Yippee-yi-ki-gay [Verse 8: Frida Kahlo] Por muchos muchos años I tweezed it every hour Before I go to bed, I shaved it in the shower I always thought it made My Frida face look sour My uni-uni-uni-uni-uni-unibrow But mom said "it's okay!" To be a unibrow-er Never be ashamed Cause it's a sign of power So now I paint my face And not a stupid flower My uni-uni-uni-uni-uni-unibrow (Girl, you need to get yo brows waxed) Okay you know what and you need to pluck off [Verse 9: Eva Perón] I'm Eva Perón so honey don't you cry for me I'm an actress, model, diva And the first lady I give the people hope! For a better For a better mañana I was a Evita after all! I played it better than Madonna I did it for the right! I did it for the kids! I did it for the sick and poor! I did it for the fame, I did it for the money I did it because I wanted more! I gave the people joy! I gave the people life! I gave the people drama! And I did it! Oh yes I did it! Better than Madonna! [Verse 10: Princess Diana / Allie X] I'm princess Di, I'm very shy And the world fell in love with my eyes To everyone, I was his wife And we lived out a fairytale life And then the sh** hit the fan I got divorced from my man He made me give up my crown But they can't keep a girl down Be careful what you wish for Cause this English rose has thorns [Verse 11: All] They say it's a man's world, we disagree We've been breaking the rules! [Eve:] -And it started with me! We're the baddest b**hes in herstory!