Lubricated Goat - Jason The Unpopular lyrics

When Jason wiped snot on a mod's jacket in the kitchen His conscience was watching from behind the fridge He got mistaken for a poofter outside Kingburger's and cried into his moustache He declared his chips horrible and threw them into the gutter Later he went for a walk in the park Children ran up to him and spat at him Even the birds in the trees seemed to whisper GET fu*kED! There was a message for him when he got home His mother had rung him to tell him he was DEAD!