Lower Than Atlantis - A/S/L? lyrics

I fell in love online with a singer, Ive been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her. But theres one minor detail that I forget to tell, Ive never met the girl. I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same. OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this? I used to think of myself as a bit of a Jack the Lad, but now Im tapping chicks by Email and its f**ing sad. She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN and Im sad when she gets picture comments from other men. When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3, she probably thinks Im a twat. They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause) My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, weve seen her play before. I listen to her music, iTunesd it. I feel stupid, Ive been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid. I feel sh**ter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude, and when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood. www.iloveyou.com/willyousendmesomen00dz?