Love Songs - The One Thing lyrics

Say I'm brushing my teeth or I'm popping a zit Standing in front of the bathroom mirror And the time will come when you'll have to take a dump And I'll still be standing right here The day you don't make me leave is the day I believe That you love me and I can do no wrong The chorus is next It makes the best sense When you play it with the rest of this song Even though we worry every time you're late I still love when we do it because I love you There's one thing I want and there's one thing that I need And they're one in the same that thing is you Do you remember the time when we talked on your dime And you were kinda drunk? We spoke of love and romance so I got bold and I asked If you'd do something for me? Who'da thunk that you'd actually do it, just to surprise me? But it did more than that Because we were alone We had s** on the phone You helped me rub one out Sometimes we sit and talk for hours About how much we love each other Sometimes you wear my deodorant And sometimes I wear your underwear