Louis Logic - Revenge!!! lyrics

[Louis Logic] First and foremost, I got to figure out what hurts the who*e most Before we show up at this n***a's house We can rip him out the drivers seat, pin him down Grab the hag and jam a rag in her mouth Wrap some string around her wrists, and tie her feet You guys toss her in the back of the van I'll be smackin' her man with the back of my hand But that's just half of the plan I can't believe this f**in snake used to pa** as my fam Come up and shake my hand like it wasn't fake, damn You take the van to my cousin's place in the countryside Celph and Christian, I want you guys to help me lump this guy We'll beat his a** within half an inch of his life And f** him up, just enough to make his mother cry Then we'll leave the punk beside town square Tied to a street pole, so people see his lump behind out bare We'll come and ride out where this s*utty flirt leads to Strip her down to her birthday suit Last but not least, drive inside a farm or couch Chillin by the barn and dump her where the heffers squirt their poop You got it? [Beat drops] [Whispering plans] [Assorted shouting and fighting noises] [LL] Alright, enough! Enough! [CT] f** that! f** that sh**! [LL] Yo, chill! [Louis Logic] [new beat] Holy sh**, dude he's bleeding a lot I ain't no doctor, but he ain't movin, I can't see if he's breathin or not [Celph Titled] Yo nevermind, y'all just need to stop and check his signs Feel his neck, and find his pulse, if he dies, we're gettin time (Guys, what? We were only supposed to scare him) Yo shut the f** up (The cops are gonna bust us man, his family knows my parents) [LL] Oh god, there's no pulse, there's no repairin' This n***as dead, I know his mother too, that b**h is overbearin I need a cigarette (Take some f**in' Nicorette, Lou we k**ed a guy) Yo stop sayin that, maybe he's still alive (Someone try CPR, he'll survive) [CT] If he's got any blood that's still inside [LL] Both of you shut up, I think I see a car (What do we do?!) [CT] We'll get some plastic bags and duct tape Cut 'em up, package him, dig a hole and leave this f*ggot upstate (Oh that's just great, we're all gonna end up in a cell) Or in the chair, you whiny b**h, but you'll love it in hell [LL] Come on you a**holes, this isn't helpin Christ, he f**in stinks He dumped on himself, this n***a's smellin [CT] That's what happens when you split your melon Give me the switchblade from the trunk We'll make two stitches fit his well and a ditch made for just one (We're f**in triple felons) [LL] Quit your yellin, help me wrap the arms up We got to get this job done before any more cars come We'll go meet up with Arson and take care of the b**h Giftwrapped in a sinsack and dump the pair in a ditch [Sirens and police officer on radio] Uhh, dispatch this is Car 51 Possible 1-8-7 suspects loading bags shaped like body parts in a trunk (Yo it's the f**in' cops) [LL] I told you a**holes a cars gonna come [CT] Hey yo it looks now, let's go before they start with the guns [Officer] This is Car 51 requesting backup, we are in pursuit Of three suspects in a gold Honda Accord PA license plate... Bravo David Sally 81 28 Possible 187, repeat possible 187, requesting backup [Beat drops, more sirens and helicopters] [new beat] [Louis Logic as Police Officer] Come on out, we got the area surrounded With SWAT teams around it and you're going downtown kid [Louis Logic] Sit down b**h, we ain't goin no place Move again, I'll slash your whole face off with this cold blade [PO] No wait, it's time to go home son, where you goin with this? [LL] Son? Eat a dick copper, no one needs to know my business Just get a chopper and lots of money, before I chop this honey's head off It's too late when the scene has gotten bloody [PO] Yo stop this funny stuff [LL] f** you, and bring a case of beer A lager, and don't bother tryin to make me wait for years I got a taste for smearin' blood, plus I need a pack of smokes So we don't slaughter, hold the pigs or I'mma slash your throat Stop screamin, b**h, I'll give you somethin to cry about [PO] Snipers, that's a go, he dropped his weapon, FIRE NOW (gunshots) Affirmative, target hit, he's on the ground lyin' down SWAT Team move in, sargeant turn those sirens down [Random sample until fade]